|
Mirday |
Friday |
Friday |
Friday |
Thursday |
Wednesday |
Tuesday |
|
8 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
2 |
|
16 |
14 |
13 |
12 |
11 |
10 |
9 |
|
23 |
22 |
21 |
20 |
19 |
18 |
17 |
|
32 |
29 |
28 |
27 |
26 |
25 |
24 |
|
39 |
38 |
37 |
36 |
35 |
34 |
33 |
· This is a special calendar which has been developed for handling rush jobs. All rush jobs are wanted yesterday.
With this calendar a client can order his work on the 7th and have it delivered on the 3rd.
· Everyone wants his job by Friday, so there are three Fridays every week.
· There are eight new days at the end of the month for those end-of-the-month jobs..
· There is no 1st of the month - so there can't be late delivery of end-of-the-month jobs on the 1st.
· A "Blue Monday" or "Monday Morning Hangover" can't happen, as all Mondays have been eliminated.
· There are no bothersome non-productive Saturdays and Sundays.
· With no 15th, 30th or 31st, no 'time-off" is necessary for cashing salary cheques or paying bills.
· "Mirday" - a special day each week for performing miracles.
A humorous business solution to the pressures of our instant world! There are many variations on this useful calendar.