Bible reference: Luke 2.1-7 (PDF)
It was one of those beautiful Bethlehem evenings and Regulus and his wife Julia sat gazing into the star-studded sky. It had been weeks since they had the time to do this, but now at last life would be a little easier. | |
JULIA: | It's not fair, Regulus. It's all right for the Emperor in his nice palace in Rome, with lots of slaves to do all the house-work. Then he brings in his musicians, calls in a feast or goes out to the sports. And my Regulus gets stuck out here in Bethlehem... |
REGULUS: | My dear Julia, I'm told there are much worse places than Bethlehem! |
JULIA: | The Jewish ladies wear such tiresome dresses. The food in their markets may be nutritious, but I've got a craving for some nice Roman delicacies! The night air is fresh enough but spoilt by the sound of timbrels and chanting. And the locals objected so strongly when I wanted my little image of Jupiter at the front door... |
REGULUS: | There would have been a riot, my dear. Feelings are so strong about religion in these parts! |
JULIA: | And why would the Emperor want to know how many of these pesky Jews there are, anyway? wearing out my Regulus while he lives in luxury in Rome! |
REGULUS: | I'm just a Public Servant, Julia. Officially I don't know the answer to your question, but I suspect the local rumour is true enough - the census has to do with bringing in more taxes. If that's right, we shouldn't complain too much, because that helps to pay us! |
JULIA: | But the people have come ridiculous distances to be counted! Not that I'm worried for their sake - they're just Jews, after all! But it's made your job so complicated! |
REGULUS: | Not half as complicated as it will be when the tax-collectors have to use this information! |
JULIA: | I hadn't thought of that! |
REGULUS: | I don't think it was what the Emperor really had in mind when he ordered everyone to "go to his own town". I suspect he wanted everyone in the Bethlehem tax-area to come into Bethlehem to be counted, and so on. Then the names and figures would have been just right for the local tax-collectors to work on. Instead, they've come here from everywhere! |
JULIA: | Something to do with the quaint stories about their old King David, you think? They call this place his city, you know. |
REGULUS: | I suppose so. But I reckon it has trebled my work, and lightened the load for some other census officers! |
JULIA: | And Regulus - did you have to count everybody? and I mean everybody, even the little children? |
REGULUS: | Everybody, Julia - the Emperor doesn't miss anyone! You know, we even counted a new-born baby! |
JULIA: | Not really? |
REGULUS: | Why not? This couple had come all the way from Nazareth.... |
JULIA: | That's a long way for a pregnant woman, Regulus! |
REGULUS: | Just another Jew, of course! |